© Lyrics written Feb 2017 by Robert Braathe

Amie and Cara know how to believe ya
Sara and Tina know how to deceive ya
Lucy and Gina know how to receive ya
Alie and Lena know how to achieve ya

If your name is Alex or Beka it’s be so sweet to meet ya
You’d really impress my Aunts Judy and Reba
Have a drink or two with Uncle Bob and Aunt Rita
Four letter ladies are fine, I believe-a

If you need a date
Call up a Kate
Four letter ladies are the finest to see you

Didi and Mary are good at seducing
Cori and Jeri are good at producing
Suzy and Xena excel at the saving
Kira and Dena excel at the waving

If your name is Alex or Beka it’s be so sweet to meet ya
You’d really impress my Aunts Judy and Reba
Have a drink or two with Uncle Bob and Aunt Rita
Four letter ladies are fine, I believ-a

Call her on the phone
If her name is Joan
Four letter ladies are the finest to speak to

You think you are a big deal with your four letter words
I’d rather share a big mean with my four letter girls

If your name is Alex or Beka it’s be so sweet to meet ya
You’d really impress my Aunts Judy and Reba
Have a drink or two with Uncle Bob and Aunt Rita
Four letter ladies are fine, I believ-a

If you are looking for a sage
Stick around with Page
Four letter ladies are the wisest to be with

You’ll avoid a dilemma
If you find yourself an Emma
Four letter ladies are so fine, believe-a