When I think of lost lovers
I keep it under covers
Until the truth is what the crowd discovers

When I’m out clowning
The lying ship is drowning
It’s like a tasty omelet that needs a little browning

But if you wanna know the truth about me
And the girls who’ve given me such glee

Ones dead
Ones red
One is still good in bed

One’s gone
One’s Dawn
One is driving on my lawn

When I think of lost lovers
I put on Danny Glover’s
Movies with machines and the pushers and the shovers

As I’m snackin
While watching what he’s backin
I know that it won’t be long before our lips are a-smackin

But if you wanna know the truth about me
And the girls who’ve given me such glee

Ones dead
Ones red
One is still good in bed

One’s gone
One’s Dawn
One is driving on my lawn

But if you wanna know the truth about me
And the girls who’ve given me such glee

Ones dead
Ones red
One is still good in bed

One’s gone
One’s Dawn
One is driving on my lawn