Her badge says Mason and she’s known for beer chasin
I bet her name is Holly, Mary or Sammy
I like to see her when I order my eggs and bacon
Makes you all at once jolly, scary and clammy

Mason
My hero in an apron and pony
Mason
Knows how to spot the gapin and phoney
Mason
She’s never gonna make you feel lonely
Mason
But don’t think you are her one and only

Her badge says Mason and when she’s on the screen she’s gracin
I think I’ve finally figured out she ain’t a Mary
I’d walk a mile or two to have a bowl of raisins
She’s got a style makes you realize that life ain’t so scary

Mason
My hero in an apron and pony
Mason
Knows how to spot the gapin and phoney
Mason
She’s never gonna make you feel lonely
Mason
But don’t think you are her one and only