Hot Spots by Robert Braathe

Hot Spots

You dance around the box you think you’re Big Papi
You may have his mouth but you drive a jalopy
You can’t hit a ball without a spin toppy
But you swing your bat in a stance that’s a copy

Hit them hot spots
Watch them sling shots
That don’t even roll past the mound
You look like a clown
You should wear a frown
Cuz your hot spots aren’t keeping you around

You wish you were out like a guy like Mike Trout
But your swings like the things I can do without
Hitting a hundred with a runner in motion
Ain’t gonna cause anything but commotion

Hit them hot spots
Watch them sling shots
That don’t even roll past the mound
You look like a clown
You should wear a frown
Cuz your hot spots aren’t keeping you around

Lordy Lordy
Your hitting .140
You ain’t getting shorty
Cuz she wants men who ain’t 40

Hit them hot spots
Watch them sling shots
That don’t even roll past the mound
You look like a clown
You should wear a frown
Cuz your hot spots aren’t keeping you around

Hit them hot spots
Watch them sling shots
That don’t even roll past the mound
You look like a clown
You should wear a frown
Cuz your hot spots aren’t keeping you around

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