I’ve got an itch that you can scratch
It’s burning from the outside in
Red hair blue eyes big smile

Who knows where she has been
Only the wise know where to find you

Chorus:
It ain’t an attack of plaque
But it makes my gums numb
It’s a mesmerizing way to be
Overcome with a luck so dumb
Looks like I caught me a case of Gingervitis

I once was afflicted by a love
That only a redhead can provide
Sharp wit sharp grin mood lights
Only in my mind am I blue

Chorus:
It ain’t an attack of plaque
But it makes my gums numb
It’s a mesmerizing way to be
Overcome with a luck so dumb
Looks like I caught me a case of Gingervitis

Bridge:
I’ve dated a brunette quite a few times
I’ve taken quite a few blondes for a ride
But the redheads get me every time

Chorus:
It ain’t an attack of plaque
But it makes my gums numb
It’s a mesmerizing way to be
Overcome with a luck so dumb
Looks like I caught me a case of Gingervitis